An unused blog

This is the main reason I was hesitant to start a blog - I wouldn't be motivated to write something regularly, and what I did post would be much less interesting and of lower quality than others'. Recently, however, I decided that I would just post. No one really reads this anyway, so why should it matter whether it's any good? With that amazing build-up, here's the reason I am posting today:

I was pulled over by an undercover policeman on Friday on my way to work for "improper use of horn". Warning, no ticket. I'm obviously a serious criminal who deserves incarceration, however, as the last time I was pulled over (approximately four years ago) it was for windows that were tinted too darkly. How, I ask you, is it possible for me to maintain my unbelievably cool image in a 1997 Honda Accord without darkly tinted windows?